Where the heck did my webmail go?
If you were looking to login to your webmail and you landed here, you probably
should go here instead: http://old-webmail.zoiks.net.
The "new" webmail system on Fortinbras is here: http://webmail.zoiks.net.
If you have absolutely no clue, you probably want the first one.
What does Zoiks mean?
Pretty much absolutely nothing. It has nothing to do with Scooby Doo, either.
How do I change my password?
Go right here. You will need to log in with your current username and password. If you forgot your password, tough cookies. Try calling Ben.